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Review – Batgirl #12

Batgirl #12Batgirl and Batwoman, together in the same book.  I’ve been curious how long it would take for this to happen and now I have my answer.  Although I am not a fan of conflict between heroes, I will admit that it makes for good stories and endless debate about who could take who in a fight.

That is not what makes this issue of Batgirl notable this month.  The conflict between the two heroes is very short and the inevitable team-up happens sooner than I would have really liked it to.  That’s not saying that the entire book is a bust, because it just isn’t.  Batgirl #12 had a lot going for it, but could have used a little more character development and a bit more conflict between Batgirl and Batwoman.

Throw a less than squeaky clean Gotham police detective into the mix and you have a threesome of unlikely allies teaming up to take down a gang of particularly nasty bad guys.  Barbara is certainly in over her head with this group and outside of Batman himself, you couldn’t have asked for a better partner to team with than Batwoman.

Batwoman’s absence from Night of the Owls was felt (at least by me) and left us wondering just how she was fitting into this newly revamped Batman family.  I for one am happy to see her use outside her own book and happier still to see her appear in one of my favorite Bat-family titles.Batgirl #12

The group of baddies led by Knightfall (which always throws me) has more surprises for Batgirl than she knows about at this point and although I don’t want to spoil the book for anyone who hasn’t read it yet, there is a big surprise that comes in the middle of the story.  For those reading the book regularly, it isn’t totally unexpected, but raises the question of just how this will affect Barbara going forward.

 

“She’s doing what I do.  She’s calculating.  She’s learning how to beat me.  She already knows about the shock plates in my suit.  And she’s gauging her reach against mine.  So, of course, she comes in close.  Why risk my speed advantage?  The only question is, does she go for the knee again…or the forehead smash.”

 

Batgirl #12Brilliant writing (as usual) by Gail Simone mixed with equally brilliant artwork by the team of Ardian Syaf and Vicente Cifuentes make this a must read title this month and as always a Word of the Nerd staff pick for the week.  This is the one Batgirl story arc that I have enjoyed the most (so far) and the toughest challenge for Barbara yet; but it’s not over yet.

The one thing that really gets me will be having to wait two months for the next issue and the continuation of the story.  However we will be treated to Batgirl #0 next month to help tie us over while we wait.  DC Comics, oh how you vex me so.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bat Family August Solicitations

Here we have a look at the DC Comics August solicits for Batman and the Bat Family! I wasn’t able to get any of the new DC 52 relaunch titles, as the comic book store by my house closed down, but since I got my iPad, I have been loading up with many of the new issues. I went back and downloaded all of the Batman and Bat Family story arcs in anticipation of the Night of Owls story line, and I am re-discovering why I love Batman and the characters he is surrounded by, heroes and villains alike. I can’t wait to see what the next issues bring and where the story lines are headed for the Dark Knight and the rest of the heroes of Gotham. The Batman and Bat Family story arcs are comprised of: Detective Comics Annual #1, Batman Incorporated #4 and the twelfth issue of: Detective Comics, Batman, Catwoman , Batman: The Dark Knight, Batgirl, Batwing, Batwoman, Batman and Robin, Nightwing, Birds of Prey and Red Hood and the Outlaws – Phew! That’s a lot of Bats

 

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BATMAN, INCORPORATED #4

Written by GRANT MORRISON

Art and cover by CHRIS BURNHAM

Variant cover by ANDY CLARKE

1:100 B&W Variant cover by CHRIS BURNHAM

On sale AUGUST 22 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T

Combo pack edition: $3.99 US

• BATMAN and TALIA AL GHUL continue their fight for control of their son DAMIAN – better known as ROBIN!

• WINGMAN and REDBIRD descent upon GOTHAM CITY! Who are these heroes, and what is their relationship to THE DARK KNIGHT?

This issue is also offered as a combo pack edition with a redemption code for a digital download of this issue.

 

BATMAN #12

Written by SCOTT SNYDER

Backup story written by SCOTT SNYDER and JAMES TYNION IV

Art by GREG CAPULLO and JONATHAN GLAPION

Cover by GREG CAPULLO

Variant cover by BRYAN HITCH

1:100 B&W Variant cover by GREG CAPULLO

On sale AUGUST 8 • 40 pg, FC, $3.99 US • RATED T

Combo pack edition: $4.99 US

• It’s the epilogue to “The Court of Owls”!

• The next major storyline begins here!

This issue is also offered as a combo pack edition with a redemption code for a digital download of this issue.

 

DETECTIVE COMICS #12

Written by TONY S. DANIEL

Art by ED BENES and ROB HUNTER

Backup story art by SZYMON KUDRANSKI

Cover by TONY S. DANIEL and SANDU FLOREA

1:25 B&W Variant cover by TONY S. DANIEL

On sale AUGUST 1 • 40 pg, FC, $3.99 US • RATED T

Combo pack edition: $4.99 US

• What is the final fate of Charlotte Rivers and Hugh Marder?

• Guest-starring ROBIN.

• The TWO-FACE backup story continues!

This issue is also offered as a combo pack edition with a redemption code for a digital download of this issue.

 

DETECTIVE COMICS ANNUAL #1

Written by TONY S. DANIEL

Art by ROMANO MOLENAAR and SANDU FLOREA

Cover by TONY S. DANIEL and SANDU FLOREA

On sale AUGUST 29 • 48 pg, FC, $4.99 US • RATED T

• The grudge match you’ve been waiting for: BATMAN vs. THE BLACK MASK!

 

 

 

 

 

 

BATMAN: THE DARK KNIGHT #12

Written by GREGG HURWITZ

Art and cover by DAVID FINCH and RICHARD FRIEND

1:25 B&W Variant cover by DAVID FINCH and RICHARD FRIEND

On sale AUGUST 22 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T

• BATMAN has been captured by THE SCARECROW, who wants THE DARK KNIGHT to be his guinea pig for the ULTIMATE fear toxin.

• Don’t miss revelations about THE SCARECROW’s past!

 

 

 

 

 

BATMAN AND ROBIN #12

Written by PETER J. TOMASI

Art and cover by PATRICK GLEASON and MICK GRAY

On sale AUGUST 8 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T

• The finale of the fight with TERMINUS!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BATWOMAN #12

Written by J.H. WILLIAMS III and W. HADEN BLACKMAN

Art and cover by J.H. WILLIAMS III

1:25 B&W Variant cover by J.H. WILLIAMS III

On sale AUGUST 15 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T+

• J.H. WILLIAMS III returns as artist on this new story!

• An adventure of epic proportions begins here, with BATWOMAN and the werebeast zealot, ABBOTT, hot on the trail of the urban legend BLOODY MARY. The trail leads to a twisted carnival and an abandoned HALL OF MIRRORS, where they face nightmarish versions of themselves…

• Batwoman seeks an unexpected ally: WONDER WOMAN!

 

 

 

BATWING #12

Written by JUDD WINICK

Art by MARCUS TO and RYAN WINN

Cover by MARCUS TO

On sale AUGUST 1 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T

• The secrets of mad dictator LORD BATTLE revealed!

• NIGHTWING in action in Africa!

• Plus: JUSTICE LEAGUE INTERNATIONAL vs. BLOODSTORM!

 

 

 

 

 

BATGIRL #12

Written by GAIL SIMONE

Art by ARDIAN SYAF and VICENTE CIFUENTES

Cover by STANLEY “ARTGERM” LAU

On sale AUGUST 8 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T

• BATGIRL battles BATWOMAN!

• KNIGHTFALL strikes!

 

 

 

 

 

 

BIRDS OF PREY #12

Written by DUANE SWIERCZYNSKI

Art by TRAVEL FOREMAN and JEFF HUET

Cover by STANLEY “ARTGERM” LAU

On sale AUGUST 15 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T

• Shock follows shock as the team learns that the plant monsters were the creation of POISON IVY!

• With deadly toxins in their bloodstreams, THE BIRDS have six months to live – and they’ll be given an antidote only if they help IVY punish those who are despoiling the planet.

 

 

 

 

CATWOMAN #12

Written by JUDD WINICK

Art by ADRIANA MELO and JULIO FERREIRA

Cover by GUILLEM MARCH

On sale AUGUST 15 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T+

• The big finale is here, as CATWOMAN confronts DOLLHOUSE!

• Don’t miss the fallout from CATWOMAN’s tryst with SPARK!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

RED HOOD AND THE OUTLAWS #12

Written by SCOTT LOBDELL

Art and cover by KENNETH ROCAFORT

On sale AUGUST 15 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T

• STARFIRE has made it all the way to TAMARAN only to find herself caught between the forces of THE BLIGHT and the political maneuvering of her sister, BLACKFIRE.

• How will JASON protect ISABEL on what has become an intergalactic date from Hell?

 

 

 

 

 

NIGHTWING #12

Written by KYLE HIGGINS

Art by EDDY BARROWS, RUY JOSE and EBER FERREIRA

Cover by EDDY BARROWS

On sale AUGUST 15 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T

• “THE REPUBLIC OF TOMORROW, TODAY” concludes!

• Guest-starring ROBIN.

• NIGHTWING and PARAGON battle for GOTHAM CITY!

 

 

 

 

 

So fellow nerds, which Batman/Bat Family comic have you been keeping up with? Which one of these are you going to pick up this August?

Batwoman Wins GLAAD Award!

Celebrating representations of the lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender (LGBT) community in the media, the 23rd annual GLAAD Media Awards recognized BATWOMAN as the year’s Outstanding Comic Book. The award was announced Saturday, March 24 at a gala event in New York City.

Hello, my friends!

I know I’ve never come out and said this before, or more to the point written it, but I love Batwoman. I will admit that I’m a brand new fan of this particular book (it wasn’t until the New 52 Reboot that I actually picked up the comic), but since having picked up the 1st issue of the reboot, I have read it with a great voraciousness that I usually reserve for TMNT, and Batgirl. It wasn’t because of a lack of interest (after all, how many Jewish super heroes are there?), but rather because I was just really breaking into the world of comic books. I had a few in my possession from my childhood, but they were always purchased in relative secret because my parents didn’t approve of my reading comic books.  So, I was blinded by the sheer amount of different titles that were all competing for my attention. I am not kidding when I say that when my husband took me into a comic book shop, I could almost literally hear all the different comic books whispering “Buy me!” as I walked past. Needless to say, certain titles such as Batwoman got lost in the shuffle as I raced to make up for lost time with other titles that have always captivated me.

However, when it was announced that Batwoman would be included in the New 52, I found myself making a mental note to pick up the comic book, and I haven’t once regretted my decision. Not only is she a fellow Jew, but she also breaks the mold of a traditional super hero archetype by openly being a lesbian, and I find it all to be a very refreshing diversification to the DC world. Don’t misunderstand me, I’m not by any means saying that all the other super heroes are boring, but I find changes to the traditional archetype to always be a good way to allow the comic book universe grow like the living organism that it is.

Apparently I’m not the only person in the world to think so, and I offer a very hearty congratulations to J.H. Williams III and co-writer W. Haden Blackman (the creative team behind Batwoman) for their wonderful achievement and success in their endeavor.

If you haven’t picked up the rebooted issues of Batwoman, I urge you to do so. I am sorry that I didn’t get into the comic before it was rebooted, but I find myself of the mind to pick up some back-issues the next time I’m at the comic book shop.

Now, I will admit that at first I was a little put off by Kate Kane’s ghostly white appearance. I mean, I’ve always been pale and prone to freckling (a result of my Scottish DNA being more dominant than my Cuban DNA) but even I’ve never been able to get my skin that white. However, despite my original feelings of “Holy frak, she’s pale!”, I found that they did not last long because I was completely drawn into the story and the complexity of the characters from the moment I first cracked the comic book open. Those factors combined with the beautiful way in which the comic book is drawn (not only are characters very well drawn, but Batwoman herself is extremely striking) make Batwoman more than a serious contender in the world of DC.

Again, I offer many, many heartfelt congratulations to the brilliant creative team behind Batwoman, and I wish them continued success as they add to the diversity of the comic book world with this intrepid heroine.

BATWOMAN #8 lands in comic book stores on April 11. Collecting the first story arc in its entirety, the BATWOMAN VOLUME 1: HYDROLOGY hardcover will be available on June 13.

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Comics, How Do They Work?: Inner Monologue, Part 2

In part one I talked about some of ways inner monologue is misused in comics, analyzing the New 52‘s Mister Terrific and Birds of Prey as examples.  Fortunately for us, DC’s New 52 also has some great examples of inner monologue done well.  Let’s start with:

Batgirl in action

Lucky for us, Batgirl thinks best when she's in motion.

Batgirl.  Written by Gail Simone, this title has a wonderful balance between inner monologue and art.  Barbara Gordon has a lot to think about: she’s isolated from her peers and overcoming her setbacks, so her mental state often comes into play.  With no one to bounce these doubts off of, Gordon must work these things out on her own.  She’s also a detective with incredible reasoning powers.

In fact, from the description I’ve just given, she sounds a lot like Eric Wallace’s Mister Terrific.  It’s how Simone uses the inner monologue that makes the difference here.  Monologue snippets are used respectably well to set up the next bit of action (without “doubling” or stealing the action’s thunder).  Something happens in the art; Batgirl cognates on it; and then she takes action.  A good writer can use this sort of set-up to support the art rather than detract from it, and that’s what Simone does here.  It also doesn’t hurt that these asides are usually short or, if longer, sliced up into smaller boxes to match the art’s pace.

 

Batwoman and Batman on a rooftop

"You again? Well, I guess I *did* need to talk to someone about something..."

That brings us to to titles that completely forgo inner monologue in favor of action: Batwoman and Wonder Woman.  Both titles are very well written, and both heroes are surrounded by a lot of people.  Batwoman has her sidekick and her normal-life romance (as well as her father, SEO agents, and Batman dropping in and out of panel) to talk out her feelings and hang-ups.

This is how Greg Rucka sops up a lot of needless pondering – Batwoman very frequently has someone to bounce her ideas off of or to talk with about the plot.  Of course, it doesn’t hurt that Batwoman’s a brash bad-ass who often acts before she thinks.  There are more jarring changes between scenes in Batwoman than I’d like, but I don’t see any reason they’d go away if inner monologue was brought in.

 

Wonder Woman Issue 5.  A conversation.

"Hello, new person! Do you want to chat, too?"

The new Wonder Woman follows a similar model.  With a regular supporting cast accompanying her on her travels, there’s plenty of time to discuss recent happenings and next.  And since her buddies are always around, it’s a more natural fit than Batwoman always running into someone at the crime scene, or having Batman drop by, and so on.  And with godly politics afoot, there’s a lot of plotting to be done.  Things can get a little chatty, such as in the scene below.  But considering the pay-off (wrestling with gods, wordless sequences of savage gore), it’s well worth it.

And to put a fine point on it – in my book, conversation counts as action.  It mirrors what has happened and guesses at the future.  It lays bare characters’ emotions and can point to what they’re concealing from others.   Granted, inner monologue can do all these things, too.  But inner monologue can’t really tell us more about what the characters mean to each other, nor can it further the plot.  Only action – including good dialogue – can do that.

Check out part one of this post here!

 

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DC’s New 52: A Six Month Review Part 2

Who’s next on our massive review of the New 52…

Batman and Robin – review by Chris Tresson

Writer: Peter Tomasi

Artist: Patrick Gleason

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I had absolutely no doubt before the relaunch that this title would be one of the New 52 line up. It was a popular book and one of my favourite titles before the relaunch, Batman and Robin. The original series only ran for 26 issues before being rebooted and it showcased the writing talents of such industry professionals as Grant Morrison, Paul Cornell, Judd Winick and Peter Tomasi. The latter took writing duties on the rebooted Batman and Robin title and he was joined by his collaborator from the earlier series, Patrick Gleason.

The story so far in the comic have all been part of a story arc called “Born To Kill”. The arc has seen an antagonist known as NoBody come into the frame and try to corrupt an already easily corruptible Damian Wayne (Robin). Damian feels his father, Bruce Wayne to be holding him back an treating him like a kid (which although he’s advanced for his age and probably could look after himself, he is only ten). Bruce is only trying to be a good father, trying to protect his son from harm, but Damian feels he could handle anything the world throws at him. The NoBody character picks up on this one night when Damian sneaks out on patrol by himself and ends up face to face with Nobody. NoBody sees Damian’s potential for evil and wants to nurture it. From there on out, it’s an explosive storyline that sees a father trying to save his son from becoming everything he’s sworn to fight against.

I like the tone of this book, it’s one of my favourite books of the New 52. It has an excellent writer/artist combination on it and the story is really exciting and interesting!

Nerd Verdict: Great!

You’ll never catch me saying a bad word about this series. I love the relationship between the characters and the current storyline is excellent, definitely go and buy this if you’re not already reading it. I assure you that you will love it.

 

Batwoman – Review by Rachel Proffitt

Written by J. H. Williams III
Artwork by W. Haden Blackman
Colors by Dave Stewart
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Kate Kane survived a brutal kidnapping by terrorists that left her mother dead and her twin sister lost.  Following in her father’s footsteps, she vowed to serve her country and attended West Point until she was expelled under “Dont’ ask. Don’t tell.”  Now she is many things: estranged daughter, grieving sister, proud lesbian, brave soldier, determined hero.  She is BATWOMAN.

- So says the synopsis provided in the first few issues of Batwoman.   The first five issues form the Hydrology arc, where an urban legend seems to have walked out of the world of myth into reality, kidnapping and in some cases drowning local children in Gotham City.

Williams does an excellent job establishing Kate Kane’s sidekick and cousin, Bette, her love interested, Detective Maggie Sawyer, her pursuers, head of the Department of Extranormal Operations (D.E.O.), Director Bones and his colleague Maggie Chase, by the end of the arc.  The character of Kane is fleshed out as she interacts with the supporting players, revealing her power, her vulnerabilities, her skills and perhaps her limitations.

It is her interaction with the primary villain of this small arc, the Weeping Woman, that reveals much of her back-story, including her deep-seated issues with her father and guilt over the loss of her sister.   The ways in which all the above combine to feed the fire she feels as Batwoman are truly remarkable, given the short run of the series reboot so far.

All of this is enhanced by the shocking, almost-but-not-quite off-putting colors and artwork from Blackman and Dave Stewart.  As Batwoman, Kane wears a wig of red-orange that matches the underside of her cape.  In contrast to the luminous black of the rest of her costume, her every appearance provides a striking mix of intimidation and balanced-sex-appeal.  There is something not quite right about the red.  It almost hurts the eye…and maybe that is the point.  The very thing that makes it not quite work is also what makes it work perfectly.

One of my favorites, I’ll give Batwoman an A.

 

Detective Comics – Review by Chris Tresson

Writer: Tony S. Daniel

Artists: Tony S. Daniel

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There’s isn’t really that much I can say about this title. It’s just amazing. You have to be reading it to truly know the awesomeness of it. You’d only have to look at the last page of issue one to be sold on it (spoiler alert: it was a huge panel of The Joker‘s face, which had been removed by the villainous “Dollmaker” and pinned to a wall at Arkham Asylum. Awesome.) The series so far has been awesome, showcasing new Batman villains and bringing back old favourites like Joker and Penguin (we are only six issues in, that’s pretty good going!) Go and buy it… It has Batman… and strong storytelling and amazing art from Tony S Daniel.

I wasn’t the biggest fan of Daniel’s previous Batman stories, but I have to take my hat off to him for his run so far on this series; it’s outstanding. I see good things coming your way if you are a Detective Comics reader! I think Daniel has the ability within him to give fresh, exciting stories as well as the ability to bring back old characters such as Two-Face, Killer Croc and Scarecrow and do new, exciting stories.   Onwards and upwards for Tony S Daniel and his Detective run!

Nerd Verdict: Great! A strong title with lots of potential, go buy it!

 

Batgirl – Review by The Nerd

Writer: Gail Simone

Artist: Vicente Cifuentes and Adrian Syaf

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The mantle of Batgirl has been passed around a bit in the past couple of years.  From Barbara Gordon to Cassandra Cain to Stephanie Brown and a few scattered in between.  When DC announced that the mantle would pass again to someone else, imagine everyone’s surprise when it was Barbara Gordon who would again be Batgirl.  Next to Cassandra Cain, who I felt was the only worthy successor, Babs is my favorite Batgirl.  I loved her as Oracle, but she is and always will be Batgirl to me. The Killing Joke, however, Barbara was paralyzed by a gunshot.  How did she regain the use of her legs? That was one of many questions that fans had when Batgirl #1 debuted.

Based clearly on my love for Barbara Gordon and writer Gail Simone, this book is one of my favorites out of the New 52.  I fell in love all over again with the first issue.  If there is one thing I can say about Gail Simone, she knows how to write Batgirl.  From her self-doubt to her quirky roommate to her struggle for acceptance from her former teammates, Gail is writing a very engaging book that transcends just the villains she goes against.

If Batgirl has any flaws, I would say it is the villains in the first six issues.  They haven’t been very interesting and far less sinister for my taste.  Her first foe, Mirror had such promised, but I quickly became uninterested in him as his story arc came to an end.

Where this book excels is the character development.  Once again I cannot praise Gail Simone enough on this point.  Barbara’s relationship with her father, her new roommate, the police detective who’s hunting Batgirl and even Batman and Nightwing are what’s so compelling in this book.  There is far more story here than just Barbara being back on duty.  She doubts herself, she is trying to convince not only herself, but those who know her that she is ready to come back and in a strange way needs to.  There is even a surprise plot twist involving her mother that is just beginning to play itself out at issue six comes to a close.

The Grade:

If you are a Bat-family fan, you will love this book.  If you are a Gail Simone fan, you will love this book.  If you are a fan of strong-willed female heroes, you will love this book.  It is definitely one of my favorites and other than some minor story arc issues, is one of the New 52′s superior titles.  Batgirl should be on your pull-list.

 

Batwing – Review by J.P.

Writer: Judd Winick
Artists: Ben Oliver and Chris Cross

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I do not know a lot about Batwing. I know that David Zavimbe is the creation of Grant Morrison and Batman Inc. and that he kicks a lot of butt in Africa but not much else. I will say that from everything I am hearing Judd Winnick is doing a great job and making Batwing morally relevant. The idea that you have a character based on the Batman mold in Africa can only mean constant struggle and heartache and I think that is generally where Winnick is going with it.

From the little art I have seen, the book looks very good. Lots of action and the back drop of war-torn Africa only adds to the appeal. I particularly love the theme and feel to both Batwing, and his nemesis Massacre’s back stories. And the idea of creating a history of heroism in Africa with The Kingdom, is something that gives both Winnick and artists Ben Oliver and Chris Cross a really neat chance to take some risks.

Grade:

Admittedly I have not been reading this book, but from what I hear it has been good. And that is saying something considering the more crass remarks about Winnick’s Catwoman. I think a character like this has the potential to appeal to readers in the same fashion of Batman, but with a completely different feel. Having said that until I form some sort of attachment to the character, my budget is already full. Pick it up if you are looking for something different.

 

Make sure to come back all month-long for the rest of this comprehensive review!

Check out part 1 here.

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Batwoman and the Greatest Mystery of All

My wife and I share a love for J. H. Williams III and W. Haden Blackman’s Batwoman, as do some of our Twitter friends.  The artwork is phenomenal, the story is great, and Kate Kane is a bad-ass anti-heroine you want to root for.  But after a time, our troubled Twitter cabal came together to solve a great mystery: what is going on with her tits???

This didn’t come up by chance, and it wasn’t in the same spirit as ogling some chick’s boobs on the street. @theBritt_ish, co-writer of Maddy MacGee, P.I., had weeks before turned me on to Boobs Don’t Work That Way, a Tumblr dedicated to laughably inaccurate illustrations of boobs and backs in action (as you’d expect, comic book and anime women get a lot of “face” time), so I was used to discussing wonky boobs with her.

One night, we were both gushing about how killer Batwoman was.  I  was obliged to agree, but I just had to bring up Batwoman’s long, razor-sharp chest torpedoes.  My diagnosis was that she MUST be bra-free.  I mean, look at her:

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Those boobs… they’re not self-contained.  More than that: they are completely separate entities, with their own personalities, politics and world-views.  It’s interesting to see a different take on super-hero boobs, but this character does a LOT of acrobatics, vaulting, swinging on a line… I can’t imagine what a little drag coefficient would do to those puppies with some support.  Just OUCH.

Maybe you’re asking, “Why is this important?” With Batwoman, we’re seeing a mainstream title breaking from the norm in some important ways.  The art is highly stylized, for one.  When Kate Kane becomes Batwoman, the world has a liquid-leather sheen and a palette of searing greys and blacks.  My interpretation is this: real life is real, but when Kane is Batwoman, life is VERY real.

The second: Kane is a lesbian, feminist superhero with a history of discrimination and heartache.  It provides some great backdrop for the story without taking overshadowing her exploits.  But more than that, her boldness and determination in costume, as well as her capricious attitude in her everyday life, make her a complex character I love to watch.

So, with all this innovative art and writing elements, it’s natural to guess there’s something going on with the boobs.  But what, exactly? They could be going for realism – after all, the rest of Kane’s proportions are very reasonable.  Her spine isn’t made of jelly, her hips and waist are pretty realistically proportioned.  She’s levels beyond, say, the Birds of Prey covers.  But, considering Kane’s an ex-military martial artist with intense physical training, you’d think she would know the practicality of strapping in her bazongas.

The debate continued.  @thebritt_ish and I found one instance of her wearing a bra while the suit was going on – but it was gone when she removed her suit much later.  We’d hit a wall.  We scoured the recent issues once again, but with no luck.  With a sigh, we conceded that the comic was generally really awesome and the boob thing was the only real complaint we had.

Then, when things looked darkest, we had a breakthrough.  My wife signed on to Twitter several hours later with a solution that was both elegant and genius:

Batwoman wears a Madonna bra.

 

Pointy bra ala Batwoman.

 

Brilliant! We buzzed with excitement, our “Eureka!” moment in hand.  It explained not only why her boobs were so pointy and separate, but also made clear that, no, Kate Kane was not so stupid as to swing and flip around without some much-needed support.  It also satisfied my sneaking suspicion that her lady lumps did in fact shrink when out of costume.

So yeah.  That’s canon now.  You’re welcome.

 

Watching the White Men: DC’s Future is Bright White

By now you’ve heard all about the upcoming Before Watchmen prequels  to Alan Moore’s well-loved classic.  I’ll be honest: they look great.  Whether or not you think the prequel series are needed, or proper, the writing talent they’ve put together for these titles is impressive:

                         Before Watchmen, Nite Owl Cover                Before Watchmen, Rorschach's cover


Brian Azzarello
of 100 Bullets fame, who’s handling the Wonder Woman reboot with humanity and titanic flair;

The prolific J. Michael Straczynski, a long-celebrated author for comics, television and movies;

Len Wein, an old pro who created the Swamp Thing and helped bring Wolverine and other X-Men favorites into the world;

And Darwyn Cooke, a storybook artist for the wildly popular Batman, Superman, and Batman Beyond animated series.

And this is great.  Not a surprise, either: a work as well-known and accoladed as Watchmen could expect no less in this new treatment.  But it does make you wonder: where the heck were these guys during the New 52 re-launch? (Azzarello notwithstanding, of course.)

The thing is, the New 52 titles started out as reasonably diverse (as far as mainstream comics go, anyway).  Mister Terrific took the lead in his own series, as did Static Shock and OMAC.  It was exciting to see these now-cancelled titles alongside Voodoo and Batwing and Batwoman.  Taken together, the picture DC was painting was of a multi-national, multi-racial, even slightly LGBT superhero universe (of course, this went alongside the reaffirmation of the white male pillars that began DC).

But a lot of the color’s washed away.  Why? Merely a lack of interest? Were the racial changes that were a liability?

I read Mister Terrific for as long as I could stand.  Things started out well enough.  A billionaire super-genius atheist with crazy-powerful toys and a fortress in another dimension? What incredible potential! However, the series was riddled with flaws – overnarration, flat supporting cast and villains, and a less-than-endearing main character (he betrayed and deceived his associates so much that he came off not just as depressed after personal tragedy, but as kind of a sociopath).

But the killer, for me, was Issue 4.  Our hero is captured by an alien invasion force and thrown in their slave camp.  What comes next? You guessed it: prison rape jokes.  Because even a super-genius sophisticate is just a thug waiting to happen, provided he’s black.

I wish I was exaggerating.  But the writer reinforces the view two pages later when he faces off against his alien captors with a horde of prison escapees at his back.  The depressed, humorless super-genius yells at them – and I wish I was making this up –

“Hey, aliens! You know what’s scarier than a black man with a posse?”

Wait for it…

“An angry black man with a posse.”

#facepalm. From a guy with Stephen Hawking intellect and the body of Maurice Greene, to Will Smith in Independence Day in a manner of pages.

How could DC have let these titles be so badly manned? Why couldn’t they have brought in someone competent to handle Mister Terrific, considering the possibilities the character had? I understand that mistakes get made, but something seems clear to me: DC would rather invest their best creative talent in telling stories about characters in a dead universe with no future, than to preserve some of its more ambitious titles going forward.  And it’s sad to see a good number of their stand-alone heroes of color marred by such bad writing.  I couldn’t get past page 2 of Static Shock issue 1.  I felt no connection to the character.

Instead of seeing these diverse heroes thrive and develop and earn their place in our hearts with exploits and great story-telling, we’ll get well-written stories of dead white heroes who can’t grow.  To me, that’s disappointing.

 

 

Batman Solicits For April 2012

The Batman family will be hard at work this April!  Check out these new solicits from DC Comics!

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JP’s Pull List: Batwoman #5

Cover Issue 5Batwoman #5
Writers: J.H. Williams III & W. Haden Blackman
Artist: J.H. Williams III

We all know how much I have been enjoying Batwoman. I have repeatedly said it is one of the best books out of the reboot, and the argument could be made that it is THE best book. That being said The final issue to the first arc, Hydrology, falls a little short of the standard set, but is still very good.

The reason this one fell a little short for me is because it all seemed a little too easy. Kate finally faces Maria’s ghost, the water-centric spectre that has been stealing Gotham’s children. The exchange is basically done through the art, which is fantastic and rival anything I have ever seen. The problem is that the dialogue becomes a little lost, and the actual effort Kate must exert to defeat her minimal. We find that the spectre herself is only the puppet of some new organization called Medusa and the excitement and wonder that the art and work done in the first four books, just becomes an afterthought. What I will say is that the set up for Kate to be the Batman answer to the supernatural is great, because I would love to eventually see her in Justice League Dark.

Kate is next faced with the D.E.O. in her home having discovered her identity from Bette. They basically force her into their service. Again the entire exchange is just too easy. Kate does not put up a fight really at all and her portrayal in this sequence just does not match anything else we have seen from her. It makes her seem weak. Admittedly this could be contributed to her concern for Bette lying in the hospital or a plan she may have, but that has yet to be seen.

The highlight of the book, outside of the truly fantastic art, is another little exchange between Kate and Batman. The forshadowing that Kate’s recent deal with D.E.O. will pit her against Batman is one that I eagerly look forward to. I also think there will be some repercussions in the upcoming pages of Batman Inc., as Batman seems intent on making Kate a part of the family business.

Issue 5

Look not every book can hit it out of the park, but a home run is still a home run. Batwoman at it’s worse is one of the best books DC has going and if you are not reading it I will continue to hound you. If you disagree or agree let me know in the comments!

JP’s Pull List: Batwoman #4

Batwoman #4Writers: J.H. Williams III and W. Haden Blackman
Artist: J.H. Williams III

Look if you gain nothing from all my podcasts and previous mentions of the DCnU you should know this: Batwoman may be the best single character book to come out of the reboot. I will even take it a step further, it may be the only book to rival Justice League for the top spot. The art is nothing short of breath taking, and the character development through the first three books has been well thought out and the focus. Issue 4 does speed things up a bit, but Williams and Blackman still manage to give each character their time and development. We may have had to wait more than a year to finally get our hands on it, but this book has been more than worth the wait.

Nothing is perfect though. If I have a complaint about this book it’s that it reads too quickly. This is exaggerated for me because I read digitally, and because Williams uses a ton of double page spreads. Don’t get me wrong, those spreads feature the best panel work of any book in that I am reading by far, but it cuts the book in half. Furthermore, when you are reading those panels, if you do not take a moment and just look at the pages, they fly you through the book. They flow so well you are on page 6 before you realize what you’re doing. Through the first three issue this was balanced by the fact that they were taking their time with the story. Focusing more on character development and interaction by its very nature slows down comic books. Issue 4 speeds things up as the pieces that have been coming together suddenly crash into each other, and it is terrific.

Issue 4 may be the weakest book when it comes to the writing, but understand the bar is set really high. While I say it may be the weakest it starts with the probably the best single sequence the book has head yet. Williams balances Flamebird’s rebellious patrolling and ultimately near fatal encounter, with a sensual encounter between Kate and Maggie. The sex does not feel gratuitous or out of place at all even though it is set against the back drop of Bette being beat to death. It just works really well and the art is as divergent yet on point as the plotting of it. By the end of the book Kate’s entire role as Batwoman is in jeopardy as Cameron Chase, Mister Bones, and the rest of the DEO are all over her. It leaves the reader screaming for the arc’s finale next month. I can’t be sure if the book can keep up with the quality it has had so far, but make no mistake even a large drop off would still make it worthy of your pull list. Kate Kane is not only worthy of being part of the Batman mythos she may be part of the foundation coming out of the reboot. Please pick up this book, I do not know what else I can say to convey the necessity. 

By JP
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