Tag: G.I. Joe: Retaliation

Reviewer’s Word – G.I. Joe Retaliation

 

G.I. Joe RetaliationWhen I first heard that Jon M. Chu would be directing the sequel to G.I. Joe The Rise of Cobra, I was less than optimistic as to its possible success.  Then I heard that Bruce Willis would also have a role in the movie and I got even more disheartened.  I mean I like Bruce Willis, his movies are okay…they use to be better but I loved him in Red.  Even though he was  playing a classic G.I. Joe character, I had my doubts.

I have to say that after seeing the film, I am eating a small amount of crow.  That’s not to say that this film isn’t without its problems, they are just less noticeable and more easy to forgive.  It’s clear that Chu and writers Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick actually watched some of the 80s G.I. Joe cartoon episodes and managed to capture a little bit of the magic of the series.

G.I. Joe RetaliationOne of the things I liked most about this film is that they washed away most of the things from the first film that didn’t work and kept most of the things that did.  They ignored elements that made the first film less plausible.  Another thing that made this film work were the action scenes.  Less sci-fi and more shoot-em-up was the order of the day and helped make this film worthwhile.

We’ve got a new team of Joes this time with only Duke (Channing Tatum) and Snake Eyes (Ray Park) returning.  Roadblock (Dwayne Johnson aka. The Rock), Flint (D.J. Cotrona) and Lady Jaye (Adrianne Palicki) are the new Joes on the block with the addition of Jinx (Elodie Yung) who just happens to be Storm Shadow’s (Byung-hun Lee) cousin.  This new team is a lot more badass then what we were given in the first film and rely on their brains and guns more than fancy sci-fi gadgets and super suits.

G.I. Joe RetaliationCobra is less diverse than the Joes but are more menacing this time around.  Cobra Commander (Luke Bracey) looks like the character from the cartoons and is a much more serious threat.  Even though we get to see Destro for a brief time, he gets thrown out of the band and left for dead when Firefly (Ray Stevenson) breaks Cobra Commander out of prison.  Zartan (Arnold Vosloo) is still impersonating the President of the United States (Jonathan Pryce) and is making life very difficult for G.I. Joe.

A lot of elements from the 80s cartoon are present in this film that make it a treat for fans.  For the uninitiated, there is not a lot to catch up on even if you didn’t see the first movie.  We even get to see the classic H.I.S.S. tanks and a few other vehicles that are reminiscent of the cartoon.  I even expected to hear the “Yo Joe” and “Cobra” battle cries at some point.  I am not ashamed to admit that they would have been appropriate and welcomed.

G.I. Joe RetaliationG.I. Joe Retaliation is far from a perfect film, but it does succeed in topping the original is almost every way.  For those who would try to nitpick it to pieces need to remember that it is a movie based on a cartoon series based on a toy line.  You can only go so far with it and expect anything reasonably close to a good movie.  It’s fun to watch and you’ll leave the theater feeling entertained.  It does its job as a good start to the summer blockbuster season.

The Nerd gives G.I. Joe Retaliation a 3 out of 5.  Yo Joe!!!!

 

G.I. Joe – Roots of Retaliation: The Stories that Inspired the Movie

Out this week is IDW’s G.I. Joe: Roots of Retaliation: The Stories that Inspired the Movie.  Click here for a preview from IDW’s website.

Another sad reminder to me that the G.I. Joe movie has been delayed until 2013.  Roots of Retaliation is a compilation of stories by Larry Hama with art by Steve Leialoha, Marshall Rogers, Frank Springer, Mike Vosburg and colorist Jonboy Meyers. Made up of five different issues, this trade paperback is supposed to consist of the stories that inspired the movie.  From what I do know about the movie, I can’t say I see any similarities between the two other than the Joes themselves.   But what I do find here is a wonderful trip down memory lane.

In Roots of Retaliation you will find several stories, only one of which could stand alone and that is the wordless #21 “Silent Interlude” which is touted as “The most unusual G.I. Joe story ever.” In Interlude, we find Scarlet held captive by Destro.  However, she is a crafty woman and with the help of a hairpin she makes her escape to finally be rescued by Snake Eyes.  Fans of the comic know there is a connection (as much as an 80′s cartoon geared mainly toward young boys could allow) between Snake Eyes and Scarlet and their interaction is always fun to watch.  Plus, I love seeing a very gleeful looking Scarlet get herself out of high risk situations. It is also a refreshing change to see an entire story play out in pictures and that means there is a lot of action.  The compilation is worth it for this story alone.

Also appearing in Retaliation are issue #22 “Like Chimney Sweepers Come to Dust” which are Duke and Roadblock’s first appearances, issue #32 “The Mountain” where we first meet Lady Jaye,  issue #37 “Twin Brothers” which is Lady Jaye and Flint’s first meeting, and issue #86 “Not Fade Away” where we are introduced to Joe Colton.

For my taste, there is not enough Lady Jaye in these stories and she doesn’t get to see much action considering she is a main character in the upcoming movie.  What I did find in spades, however, is  humor, some philosophizing, lots of corny dialogue, and a woman in a bear suit.  All in fabulous 80s colors.

If you are a fan of the G.I. Joe franchise, this is a must have to add to your collection.  If you are just a fan looking forward to the movie, I would probably steer you toward the GI Joe Renegades animated series which is more obviously an inspiration to the upcoming movie’s storyline.

 

Breaking News: Michael Bay Confirms Transformers 4 Release

As first reported by SuperHeroHype earlier today and now confirmed from director Michael Bay’s own website, there will be a fourth Transformers movie and Bay will be directing.

 

Following “Pain and Gain,” Bay will bring audiences a new take on the “Transformers” franchise as he begins production on the fourth installment in the hit series of movies based on the best-selling Hasbro toyline. The third, and most recent installment of the franchise, “Transformers: Dark of the Moon,” is the fourth highest global grossing film of all time with 1.124 billion dollars of worldwide box office success. Directed by Bay, the movie will re-unite the filmmaking team from the hit franchise, including producers Lorenzo di Bonaventura, Don Murphy, Tom DeSanto and Ian Bryce; and executive producers Steven Spielberg, Bay, Brian Goldner and Mark Vahradian. Paramount Pictures will release the film on June 29th, 2014.

 

There has been rumor and speculation for months that Bay would return for a fourth Transformers film, but has publicly denied it, that is until now.  In spite of fan opinion, the franchise has been a mega-hit and a money-making machine for Paramount Pictures.

Bay and producer Lorenzo di Bonaventura’s intention is to deliver a much different Transformers story than in the previous films.  Bonaventura spoke with SuperHeroHype on the set of G.I. Joe: Retaliation and had this to say.

 

“Again, we’re going to try to do a hybrid there where there will be some characters that come forward–we think, we’re still in the process of figuring it out–and some characters that don’t, but it will definitely be a different story.”

 

 

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Geeky Super Bowl Commercials

Super bowl commercials are as old as the game itself. In fact, the championship that pits the two best teams in American Football turns 45 this year. The Super Bowl is the most watched event of the year and the ad space is worth millions of dollars, but who cares about sports? Seriously, folks, why does everyone watch the game now if not for the commercials? In the past few weeks, the 2012 Super Bowl commercials have been unveiled and are being shared on Facebook walls across the world. With the Avengers spot, the G.I. Joe Retaliation commercial, and an homage to Star Wars on the slate this year, I thought we could take a look at Super Bowl commercials of years past.

 

Macintosh – 1984 
This commercial, directed by Ridley Scott, was envisioned by a young Steve Jobs, who wanted to introduce the Macintosh personal computer to the world. The commercial’s plot seems to be ripped from the pages of George Orwell’s “Nineteen Eighty-Four” where IBM is represented as “Big Brother” and Apple are the liberators which will put the power of information back into the hands of the people.

 


Xerox – Monks discover the copy machine
This commercial shows a monastery in which manuscripts are in high demand. Rather than copy them all by hand, one monk decides to enlist the help of his friends at Xerox, who have developed a new product that can help make his copies.

 

Radio Shack TRS 80 – The Dawn of a New Era 
Here, TV’s Dr. David Banner, Bill Bixby, advertises the Tandy by Radio Shack. It just so happens to come the same year as the introduction of Macintosh, 1984 was certainly a year of technological innovation. Bixby was still a household name in 1984, The Incredible Hulk having just ended in 1982.

 

Dante’s Inferno – Go to Hell
This ad from 2010 showcases the Electronic Arts game Dante’s Inferno with the song “Ain’t No Sunshine” by Bill Withers. Dante descends into the circles of Hell in search of his love Beatrice in the video game named after Inferno, the first canticle of The Divine Comedy by Dante Alighieri.

 

Apple – HAL
Another commercial from Apple takes a note from 2001: A Space Odyssey. In this commercial, HAL 9000 explains the Y2K bug and confesses that Macintosh computers are the only computers that are able to resist problems of the year 2000.

 

Volkswagen – The Force
In 2011, Volkswagen used the force to sell their new Passat. In this commercial, a tiny Darth Vader displays his skills throughout the house, finally using it to start his parents’ new car.

So here they are, some of Super Bowl history’s geekiest commercials. Which top your list? Check out Ad Land to view forty years of commercials and share your favorites!

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G.I. Joe: Retaliation Super Bowl Trailer

When I first heard back several months ago that there would be a G.I. Joe sequel and most of the original cast was not returning, I was somewhat skeptical.  I loved the first G.I. Joe movie and I was disappointed only a select few were returning.  Then I heard that Dwayne Johnson (aka The Rock) would be in the film as Roadblock and I started getting nervous.  Further casting news revealed Bruce Willis had signed on and then I honestly didn’t know what to think.  Then I saw the first trailer and it looked pretty cool but I hadn’t seen anything to distinguish it from the first movie.  Now comes this Super Bowl spot and I have to say that I am growing optimistic that this might be an okay film after all.  What changed my mind you ask?  Cobra Commander.  There is just a brief glimpse of him in this roughly 30 second spot…it it REALLY IS Cobra Commander, the way he is meant to look.  Not that abomination of a Cobra Commander (completely mishandled and overacted by Joseph Gordon-Levitt).  I don’t know what the hell they were thinking but that guy was no Cobra Commander.

 

 

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