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Preview – Hawkeye #6

 

The acclaimed series by Matt Fraction and David Aja continues with issue #6.  Below is a preview of the issue courtesy of Marvel Comics.

 

HAWKEYE #6 First Look!

 

Marvel is pleased to present your first look at Hawkeye #6, continuing the all-new ongoing series from the creative team of writer Matt Fraction and artist David Aja! Clint Barton is preparing for the Holidays!  After the conclusion of The Tape, Clint is in dire need of a vacation, but will his break from action turn out as planned?

Fans and critics agree, Hawkeye is a smash hit!

“Super fun!” – Kelly Thompson, ComicBookResources.com

“This is a fantastic comic book that mixes action, mystery, and just the right amount of sheer insanity.” – Benjamin Bailey, IGN.com

“This is a series that needs to be read.” – Tony Guerrero, Comicvine.com

Looking to catch up on the critically acclaimed series? Then be sure to pick-up Hawkeye #1Third Printing Variant and Hawkeye #2 Third Printing Variant, in stores now!  Also, Marvel is pleased to announce that Hawkeye #3 has sold out at Diamond and will be returning to stores with Hawkeye #3 Second Printing Variant!

So what are you waiting for? Head on over to your local comic shop and get in on the action!

 

HAWKEYE #6 (OCT120621)

Written by MATT FRACTION

Art & Cover by DAVID AJA

On-Sale – 12/19/12

 

HAWKEYE #1 3rd PRINTING (SEP128135)

Written by MATT FRACTION

Art and Cover by DAVID AJA

ON SALE NOW!

 

HAWKEYE #2 3rd PRINTING (SEP128136)

Written by MATT FRACTION

Art and Cover by DAVID AJA

ON SALE NOW!

 

HAWKEYE #3 2nd PRINTING (OCT128311)

Written by MATT FRACTION

Art and Cover by DAVID AJA

FOC – 12/10/12, On-Sale – 01/09/13

 

 

 

(POLL) The Nerd Smackdown: Hawkeye vs. Green Arrow! Who Wins?

C’mon, folks, you know you’ve thought about it…. they both shoot arrows, they both wear Robin Hood-inspired get ups (at least, Green Arrow did. Hawkeye sported that weird flap thing that hung down in front of his crotch for a while, which seemed Robin Hood-esque, or Old English flavored… to me, that is), they’re both excellent martial artists, they’re both really tough, they’re both blond (yeah, that’s a meaningless comparison, but I couldn’t help but notice), they both have trick arrows, and they both have cantankerous, quarrelsome personalities in their comics appearances.

But… if there could only be one, who’d bust open a can of whoop ass on whom? Would it be Green Arrow, the amazing emerald archer of the Justice League? Or Hawkeye, the amazing, um… purple, archer of the Avengers? (I’d have used an awesome, more refined word instead of purple, like I used emerald for green, but I couldn’t think of one. Is there a more cultured, refined name for the color purple?) Marvel Comics’ greatest shot, or DC’s? (Not counting Bullseye or Deadshot.)

And thanks to movies and TV, things are different for these guys these days. Hawkeye showed the whole world his prowess in the hand-eye coordination department in The Avengers this past summer (and he did it in style), and Green Arrow has Arrow, his own hit show on the CW network, where he busts out ninja moves and shoots arrows at villains too. Their interpretations in these live-action stories may give you a modified impression of each person’s toughness level.

So, if there was a fight, and the only thing each man could use were his arrows and physical abilities and NOT help from other superheroes…

Who’d beat the crap out of whom?

 

The Week in New York Comic-Con: 10/11/12 – 10/14/12

 

New York Comic-Con was the highlight of the week, and attention-getting announcements came aplenty.

Highlights from the Big Two include:

Marvel

  • January’s new Superior Spider-Man series WON’T feature Peter Parker, but whoever’s going to wear that mask is locking lips with a startled Mary Jane in a cover for issue #2. This new Spidey is supposed to be darker and more aggressive, which hasn’t sat well with a lot of folks on the Comic Book Movie comments board
  • A new Secret Avengers #1 comic is due February, by writer Nick Spencer and artist Luke Ross. This team of undercover Avengers has parallels with the movie version. Members include Hawkeye and Black Widow, and Agent Coulson and a very Sam Jackson-looking Nick Fury will appear
  • Brian Michael Bendis and Steve McNiven are relaunching a new Guardians of the Galaxy series in February, with Iron Man as a member
  • Black Widow’s past comes back to haunt her in Avengers Assemble #12 & #13 in November

 


DC

  • The next turning points in the “Rise of the Third Army” Green Lantern storyline sees Guy Gardner teaming up with new Lantern Simon Baz, who seemed well-received by the con audience
  • Scott Snyder and Jim Lee will launch a new Superman book next year
  • Artist Paul Pelletier will begin penciling Aquaman with February’s issue #15
  • In New 52 news, fans clamoring for the returns of Cassandra Cain and Stephanie Brown were urged to “keep reading”
  • The upcoming Justice League of America series will make Martian Manhunter the most dangerous DC superhero, according to series writer Geoff Johns

Remembering Professor Charles Xavier, The Man Behind the X

Cyclops, possessed by the Phoenix Force, killed Professor Charles Xavier last month in Avengers vs. X-Men #11, possibly one of comics’ most significant deaths. The amazingly popular X-Men starred in 1991’s X-Men #1, the best-selling comic book of all time, and several movies and animated series since. Their founder’s demise will yield consequences, not just for the characters, but for countless fans as well.

Professor Xavier put the “X” in “X-Men,” and the tone and spirit of that team’s stories will be changed irrevocably without him.

His death signals the end of the X-Men’s halcyon days, which hooked many of us on the characters to begin with. Those were the days when, no matter what happened to our mutant heroes, they wound up back at the mansion (or somewhere), safe at home as one happy dysfunctional family. You felt good knowing that the X-Men, at their core, weren’t just about surviving oppression; they were about the union that comes from surviving together, and a strident undercurrent of community shined through. They fought for a world that hated and feared them, and we bonded with them the way they bonded with each other.

The Professor’s death represents a tonal shift in the X-Men’s purpose away from that period, and from stories that thrilled many of us when we were younger and more idealistic.

Murder rarely lasts in comics, so it’s possible he’ll return in spite of Marvel’s statements to the contrary. He’s died and returned before, and hell, he’s a telepath. Who’s to say his mind isn’t floating around in someone else’s body or as some kind of psychic ghost? (Besides, if there’s any power set that lends itself to survival after the physical body’s gone, it’s the mental one.)

But if Marvel makes this one last, the X-Men are in for an attitude adjustment that will change their identity, and it will be an interesting requiem for a man whose singular vision empowered one of the most creatively successful teams in superhero history.

Living in a Fatherless World

Sure, the Professor vanished before over the years, but never completely. His previous deaths weren’t permanent, and if he was away with Shi’ar or something, you knew he’d be back. But if this recent death is the real deal, the X-Men really are on their own, and reality is bittersweet. The Professor was like your parents: No matter how old or independent you grow, they’re always around, even if you don’t need them anymore or live in their house. It’s only when they die that you are truly alone, even if they supported you and taught you how to live without them. You’re strong enough to go on, but you’re not too strong for the sadness.

That made Professor Xavier different from other team leaders and mentors, and that’s why he resonated so uniquely with readers. The Avengers, Justice League, and Teen Titans have leaders, but those people aren’t members’ parents too. Hawkeye, Quicksilver, and the Black Widow respect Captain America, Thor, and Iron Man, but those men didn’t raise them. Green Arrow, Hawkman, and Booster Gold weren’t maligned, insecure teenagers whom Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman took in. And Robin, who’s often in the same age group as his fellow Titans, is like a brother or team captain to them, not a father.

Consequently Charles Xavier, with his expansive estate full of young people who had nowhere else to go and few grown-ups fit to handle them, embodied something special. If it’s true that people live vicariously through stories they read or watch, then X-Men tales made the audience want to live, learn, and be loved in an environment where others struggled the way they did. Readers felt safe under the stewardship of a benevolent professor who wanted what was best for them.

The Saint Who’s Sinned… Quite Often

The Professor had his good points, but he wasn’t without fault.

In fact, his transgressions are serious, depending on your sensibilities:

  • It was revealed in 1960s stories that he was in love with his student Jean Grey, even though she was a teenager when he was in his 40s or 50s at the time (this plot thread was largely ignored over the years, and it may have been retconned away or forgotten about);
  • His professional missteps continued. When he was younger, he had an unethical sexual relationship with his patient Gabrielle Haller;
  • He’s often seemed less interested in the care and well-being of their son David Haller, aka Legion, than he’s been with that of the X-Men, none of whom are his flesh and blood; and
  • He’s warped minds and memories repeatedly without consent, including forcing the X-Men to forget about the deaths and disappearances of teammates at the hands of Krakoa the living island, revealed in the Deadly Genesis stories of 2005 and 2006.

But the big question is, do these transgressions tarnish his legacy as a force for good?

It’s hard to say. That whole I-love-Jean thing is kinda skeevy, but most writers pretend it never happened (thank goodness), so it’s debatable these days if it’s Marvel Universe canon. And memory wiping the X-Men to make them forget that Krakoa killed some of them? TOTAL retcon to create drama, even though it was arguably out-of-character and made poor Charles look bad in the process. You can give him a pass for that if you’re forgiving, because what really happened was, Marvel sacrificed his integrity to sell books (which no serialized character is immune to, no matter how revered). It’s mainly the Gabrielle Haller / Legion stuff that sticks like a thorn in the Professor’s semi-pristine side, and it’s a pretty big thorn.

You can probably think of other dastardly deeds to pin on him, but, like most parents who disappoint their children, that doesn’t mean he didn’t give others love and security. The Professor nurtured several superheroes in a way no other mainstream Marvel or DC character has in such a large number.

The Future of the X

The Professor’s death signals the end of the X-Men’s golden era, at least when it comes to their mission statement. He preached tolerance and advocated for unity between the oppressors and the oppressed, and that wish defined the X-Men for decades.

But it’s a legacy the X-Men may have abandoned years ago. The character hadn’t occupied the spiritual leader role since 2007, circa Messiah Complex, and his perspective on the X-Men’s place in the world had possibly grown obsolete. For the better part of 10 years, the team hasn’t been written as superheroes protecting a world that hates and fears them; it’s been written as a small country of victims fighting against a world trying to wipe them out.

 

 

It’s no coincidence that Marvel ushered the Professor out of the picture right around the time when the X-Men started camping out on an island nation thousands of miles, both literally and figuratively, from the stately mansion they occupied previously. Cyclops took the mutant leader role, and then he fought Wolverine for it, and Marvel conveniently wrote the Professor out of the action the whole time. He returned from storyline limbo to be killed off in Avengers vs. X-Men so the “kids” could captain the ship through turbulent waters without him.

Consequently, thousands — perhaps millions — of fans may regard his death with a collective “meh.” The Professor’s role in the Marvel Universe was to help young mutants develop into adults, so if many them are now grown, who needs him? In fictional storytelling, when a character’s not needed anymore, that usually means death, so who cares, right?

Several will, starting with the X-Men themselves. Marvel bigwig Axel Alonso himself told Newsarama that the Professor’s passing will have “a ripple effect across the Marvel Universe,” and the ripples will undoubtedly shake his students the strongest. His absence will evoke powerful emotions from the X-Men, driving story for years to come.

But for the readers, his death won’t just give us interesting X-Men tales to read; it’ll prompt us to remember a part of our own lives more fondly. When we were younger, and the world was simpler, it was wonderful to read lovely tales of outcasts who were metaphors for those of us who felt different from everyone around us. We wanted to be those boys and girls with special powers, great adventures, and who earned respect at a school we wish we had… and it all started with a telepath named Charles Xavier.

So here’s to Professor X, comics’ most prolific father. You’ll be missed if you’re truly gone, and may your unconditional love guide the X-Men for the rest of their lives, no matter what they face, just like it comforted us no matter what we faced in ours.

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Avengers gag Reel and Deleted Scenes Go Viral

Deleted scenes, gag reels and other bits from The Avengers have been hitting the internet over the last few days, only helping Marvel’s build up to the films DVD and Blu-Ray release.

So far we have a deleted scene which shows Bruce Banner (Mark Ruffalo) having a crisis about what to do next and Loki (Tom Hiddleston) talking to Hawkeye (Jeremy Renner) in more depth. The Banner scene adds a real depth to the character. He knows he is needed to help the Avengers but is worried what might come of it.

During the Loki and Hawkeye scene, Hawkeye shows just how much respect he has for Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson) and that a team might be a problem for Loki.

However, the best bit come when you get to the gag reel. Actors always do the weirdest stuff when putting together a film and The Avengers was no different. Check all three out below.

THE AVENGERS 2 Speculated Release Date Confirmed

Write it down, folks! Walt Disney Studios officially confirmed the release date for Marvel’s The Avengers sequel and I’m already jonesing for my ticket.

Written and directed by Joss Whedon, the first movie is currently the third highest grossing film of all time. Much speculation has circled around the 2015 opening date, but now for the official news:

 

“SEQUEL TO MARVEL’S THE AVENGERS TO HIT THEATERS MAY 1, 2015

The Walt Disney Studios has announced a release date for Marvel Studios’ sequel to the biggest Super Hero blockbuster and third highest grossing film of all time, Marvel’s The Avengers. Joss Whedon returns to write and direct the UNTITLED MARVEL’S AVENGERS SEQUEL set for release May 1, 2015.”

 

Last week, Whedon confirmed he would be returning to write and direct the sequel. We shouldn’t expect too many details about the Avengers sequel, but only because Whedon has an exclusive deal with Marvel Studios that wants his creative contributions to other Phase Two films.

Of course, this means fans will be ravenous to spot Easter eggs, teasers, hints, and winks in the solo movies (Iron Man 3, Thor: The Dark World, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, as well as Guardians of the Galaxy), eventually leading up to Avengers 2.

Source: ComicBookMovie.com

 

 

The Avengers Blu-ray/DVD to Include Featurettes, Alternate Ending, + More!

Sign me up for an Avengers viewing September 25th! Not only will we get to see the summer blockbuster, but now Marvel is really pulling out all the stops. Blu-ray and DVDs typically come with extras that include bonus features and unseen footage, but it seems Marvel is eagerly feeding the nerdy frenzy with a Blu-ray/DVD 4-disk set that includes 30 minutes of deleted scenes (including a rumored Captain America/Peggy Carter reunion), an alternate ending, and a few featurettes.

Here’s what will be included on the DVD/Blu-ray:

4-Disc BD Combo Pack, 2-Disc BD Combo Pack and 2-Disc DVD Combo Pack

1. AUDIO COMMENTARY BY DIRECTOR JOSS WHEDON

2. MARVEL ONE-SHOT: ITEM 47

3. SECOND SCREEN

4. GAG REEL

4. DELETED SCENES

– Alternate Opening – Maria Hill Interrogation

– Extended Scene – Loki & Barton Strategize

– Steve Rogers – Man Out of Time

– Nick Fury & World Security Council

– Extended Viaduct Fight – Raw Footage

– Fury & Hill Discuss the World Security Council

– Extended Scene – Banner and Security Guard

– Alternate Ending – Maria Hill Interrogation

5. FEATURETTES

– A Visual Journey

– Assembling the Ultimate Team

6. SOUNDGARDEN MUSIC VIDEO – “Live to Rise”

DVD

1. AUDIO COMMENTARY BY DIRECTOR JOSS WHEDON

2. FEATURETTES

– Assembling the Ultimate Team

On to a few deleted scenes! What do you think about the scenes? And more importantly, will you hold my place in the checkout line when I have to run to the bathroom?

Source: ComicVine, Collider and SuperHeroHype

Marvel Takes Over Club Penguin

Club Penguin is Disney’s premiere freemium service for children. In the game, you play as penguins through all sorts of free games and earn points to buy different costumes. Thanks to its use of live monitoring and advance filtering technology, it is also one of the safest web services available.

For their latest event, Marvel Super hero Takeover, the premise is simple. A meteor crash lands on Club Penguin Island, powering up the dangerous Destructobot. Players can choose to play as one of the good guys to defend Penguin Island. Or they can be one of the villains trying to takeover and/or destroy the island.

At launch, you are allowed to play one of 14 characters, each grouped into ones from the Avengers movie, (Captain America, Iron Man, Thor, Hulk, Hawkeye, Black Widow, Nick Fury, and Loki) or from the Ultimate Spiderman cartoon (Spidey, Nova, Iron Fist, and Venom). A third group includes Ms. Marvel and Lizard.

Marvel Super hero Takeover begins on June 14th at ClubPenguin.com.

 

Avengers EMH Cancelled

For the last 6 weeks, the scuttlebutt surrounding Avengers Earth’s Mightiest Heroes said that it will end after season 2. These rumors were all but confirmed yesterday when Marvel announced that EMH will not be coming back for a third season.

But the Avengers is not completely leaving the animated format. In 2013, there will be a new Avengers cartoon called Avengers Assemble. Based on the teaser image alone, this team will be more in line with the movie iteration. Captain America, Iron Man, and Thor are on the team, so are Hawkeye, Black Widow, and Hulk. Falcon takes the 7th team member spot. A promo trailer will be unveiled at the San Diego Comic Con next month.

Is this disheartening? Yes. It would be nice to see where this version of Marvel could go. Am I upset? No. I enjoyed the show, but it needs to end on its own terms. Also, it’s good to shake things from time to time. New writers means new directions for the characters. It also means new storylines.

Nerd Porn – Some Assembly Required

I stumbled across these licensed Avengers action figures from Sideshow Collectibles and Hot Toys the other night and all I can really say is… wow.

For those of you unaware, Hot Toys is a Hong Kong based toy company with an absolutely stellar reputation for quality and realism in their action figures.

A friend of mine put it best when he said “I don’t understand why they used a picture of Tom Hiddleston instead of showing the actual action figure in their screen shots.” These action figures are so incredibly detailed that it feels like you’re looking at stills from the movie when you see them posed. Seriously, just take a look at these.

Chris Evans rugged good looks

Showing that bows can be badass

A still from the set, no that's an action figure

That rocket says bad mother shut your mouth.

Look at the stubble!

 

They have a good portion of the main characters available for sale or pre-order at the moment, including Thor, Loki, Captain America, Nick Fury, and Hawkeye. They also have Iron Man Mark VI that will be going to limited pre-order soon. This one is limited to a mere 3,000 units and will not be available outside of the pre-order. And finally, they are also working on a Hulk Maquette. No word yet on either a Black Widow, an Agent Coulson, or a Maria Hill figure yet.

Of course, like most things at this unbelievable level of quality and detail, the cost to own one of these is quite steep. Each of the available figures runs between $180 and $210 USD. So save your pennies, boys and girls, and put away all notions of replaying the battles of the film with these particular figures. Your G.I. Joes with kung-fu action grip from the 80s these are not. For those interested in making a purchase or pre-order, the character links above will take you to the order page.

If you want to try your luck, Sideshow Collectibles is hosting a contest to win a prize pack of all five action figures, shipped to you as soon as they arrive at the warehouse, as well as automatically getting an email alert when the Iron Man Mark VI figure goes to pre-order. Note that you are responsible for shipping costs with this contest. Good luck.

New Marvel Select Figures Release Dates

Diamond Select Toys are releasing the new Marvel Select figures in conjunction with the Avengers movie and to continue throughout the upcoming months.

Being a fan of the Marvel Select figure line myself, I try to keep up with when the new ones will be hitting the shelves.You can expect all the major characters from The Avengers and the secret villain from the movie will also be available. For those of you who don’t know who that is – you should go see the movie, what are you waiting for?

These figures have already begun showing up in April with the release of the Hulk figure and a re-issue of the Iron Man Mark VI suit.This month is said to bring us Hawkeye and the mystery foe I had previously mentioned.

Diamond Select Toys also has exclusive collectables for The Amazing Spider-Man including a Lizard and Spider-Man figure of course to be released in June along with a nice variety of statues and busts depicting The Lizard and Spidey.

In August we are supposed to see the release of Ultron and Storm and sometime this winter they are releasing a Nightcrawler figure which I am very excited about as he happens to be one of my favorite characters.

Also this year several box sets will be released including a “Venom Through The Ages” set slated to come out later this year. This set will be exclusive to Toys R’ Us and will feature for the first time Flash Thompson as Venom.

This is just a small portion of the many great figures and statues we have to look forward to and track down this year. Here are a few pics for you and as always, happy hunting.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Movie Review: The Avengers

About The Avengers, a friend said, ”First time ever I’ve gone to a movie with ridiculously high expectations and not only had them met, but exceeded.” Let me say, that I fully agree with this statement. You see, I saw this movie not because I had read the comics, but as a fan of comic book movies. I knew just enough about the characters from those films to make me care about them and want to see how they all fit together, this group of exceptional people, The Avengers, brought together by Nick Fury, director of S.H.I.E.L.D.

We are thrown head-first into the action from minute one, where we see the plot begin to take shape. Loki, Norse god and brother of Thor, is back for revenge and the sibling rivalry helps drive the action between these two characters. Loki has rightly gone mad, his thirst for power and the acceptance from Odin that he never received causes him to seek an alliance with beings outside of both Earth and Asgaard. This alliance, coupled with Loki’s hunger for domination, brings the fight onto the doorstep of the Earth’s Mightiest Heroes. But will they actually step up to the plate? What is it that they are fighting for? Each member of the team has to look deep down, and that is an element that Sir Joss Whedon brought to this film. If there is something that Joss Whedon can do, it is create a strong character, and a strong ensemble. He did it with Buffy the Vampire Slayer, he did it with Firefly, and he has done it with The Avengers.

 

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Diehard comic book fans and casual movie-goers alike will not be disappointed with this movie, especially the after-credits scene. As a lover of comic book movies and of Joss Whedon, I was extremely satisfied. The dialogue was purely Joss and quips were delivered by all characters flawlessly. Not only was the dialogue great, the action did not miss a beat. The movie really builds up to an amazing climax and the finale nearly makes your heart stop. I was on the edge of my seat the entire time and if your theater was like mine, then everyone was reacting with a mixture of cheering, clapping, guffawing, and even maybe tearing up a little. One of the many things that Joss is good at is playing with my emotions and there was no shortage of that in The Avengers. The dialogue did not seem forced, everything was so natural and the witty banter was so true to form for Joss. You really did not have to have see the other films to get the jokes that were thrown in. I was just amazed at the way Joss was able to use his source material from Jack Kirby and Stan Lee. It was great!

 

Photo courtesy of All Movie Photo

As for the cast, I think that Tom Hiddleston really outdid himself with his performance as Loki. He is an actor that I have come to greatly admire and his range has been spectacular. It was nice to see all of the familiar faces from other films come together for The Avengers. It was almost surreal to have the entire team together. We have been waiting for five years for this film and it was so amazing to see how everything culminated and to think of where it can all go from here. Mark Ruffalo was outstanding and he played Bruce Banner so well with great depth. Even “The Other Guy” got a great line in there. Chris Evans will always have my heart as Captain America. His character is just so daggone wholesome, I could not stop smiling every time I saw him. Jeremy Renner, whom I have not familiarized myself too much, was highly enjoyable. Heck, the whole cast was great. Major props to Clark Gregg for his performance as Agent Coulson, who has consistently been one of my favorite characters, and actors really, I loved him on the New Adventures of Old Christine.

The only criticism I have of the 3D is the post-production. Honestly, I did not think that the 3D affects added much to the film. I also do not recall Captain Steve Rogers ever saying, “Avengers Assemble!” which I would have loved. So really, the negatives were so inconsequential. I just absolutely loved this movie. I will definitely see it again in theaters, but probably not in 3D, I will stick to 2D from here on out.

Like I said, I am not a huge comic book reader and I have said for a long time that I am going to start reading. However, The Avengers is the first comic book movie that has made me want to run out and get the original comics so I can go back and get myself up to speed. It is that good. Go see it! Now we just have to wait until The Hulk movie comes out (as I understand that Mark Ruffalo has signed a 6 picture deal), Nick Fury’s movie comes out, and we get a Black Widow/Hawkeye origin story. Oh, and Captain America 2, Thor 2, and Iron Man 3… gosh I cannot wait!

5/5 Stars!

This review was originally posted on Kentucky Geek Girl on May 5, 2012.

The Drunknerd Wants to Party Like an Avenger

It’s finally here. The Avengers is now less than a work-week away. I’ve had my calendar marked for a while now and with Friday only a few days away it got me thinking…how would the Avengers go see the premiere?

Iron Man, is clearly the most charismatic and egotistical of the bunch and would be most excited to go see one of the most anticipated movies of the year. More than likely he would celebrate in true Tony Stark fashion, by building a brand-new mega-deluxe IMAX theatre with brand new surround sound brought to you by none other than, Stark Industries. Did I mention the theatre holds over 100,000 people? Oh, it also includes a nightclub for the after-party of course.

 

Then there’s The Incredible Hulk. I know what you’re thinking, how’s he even going to get through coat check, right? Well, I’d expect Bruce Banner to have his pulse under control and go to the premiere like any of us would. Go in, get some popcorn, a large soda, maybe treat himself to sugar-free gummy bears (he’s got to keep that heartbeat under control – can’t have too much sugar). While  he’s enjoying his delicious treats he will probably begin to get slightly agitated by the five –year-old who keeps kicking the back of his chair. Naturally, he’ll keep his calm for as long as he can, but halfway through the movie some knucklehead who forgot to turn off their cell phone will answer the incoming call and BAM! Bruce Banner is now a disgruntled movie patron known as The Incredible Hulk.

Thor of course would be thrilled to see this virtual spectacle known as a motion picture. In Asgard there are only musicals and comedies performed by the finest of actors to honor his father, Odin.  He would prepare a giant feast for himself consisting of every sort of poultry, steak, and any other animal worthy of the thunder God’s taste buds and of course plenty of beer to quench his thirst.

Now, how would the two lesser known, more secretive Avengers, Black Widow and Hawkeye celebrate? Both are as cunning and stealthy as they come, so it’s only fitting the other four Avengers would be shocked to know they saw the movie a month in advanced-after the two of them snuck into the Marvel’s production vault and helped themselves to a private screening.

 

 Finally, we have the cap. Captain America, the fearless leader of the Avengers, would likely be offered a free ticket by the teenage kid working the box office, but of course he’d refuse. He’d likely miss the previews because he was holding the door for a few old ladies walking in. He’d go in, sit down, enjoy some popcorn, watch the movie then applaud at the end. Cap would celebrate it just like any fun-loving movie-going American would after all this is Steve Rogers we’re talking about.

Personally, I think I may have a few Incredible Hulks before I venture to the theatre this Friday. I may even take a shot or two of Svedka in honor of the God of Mischief, Loki.

Enjoy the Avengers this weekend I know we’ve all been waiting on this one for a long, long time.

 

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Geek Chic Vol 3 – Avengers Assemble Your Apparel Part 2

Marvel Avengers MovieYou didn’t think I forgot about you did I?  Of course not, I’ve been searching high, low, under rocks, far, wide, yonder, and in between the cracks to get you.  Yes you dear duckies!  Only the best Avengers gear the Internet can provide in time for Marvel Avengers this Friday.  Why be boring when you can be extraordinary for opening night!  Now I bring you Iron Man, aka Stark Hotness, The Hulk, aka Smashing Hotness, Hawkeye, aka Sharp Shooting Hotness, Nick Fury, aka Bad Arse Hotness, and S.H.I.E.L.D., aka Organization Hotness.

 

 

 

Iron Man Reactor Shirt

 

 

Be a subtle geek with this light up Iron Man Reactor shirt.  Chicks will wonder what it is and you can tell them all about how this little gem keeps those pesky bomb fragments from destroying your vital organs.  Why how did you get this amazing piece of technology?  Why from your Uncle Tony.  Watch the hotties swoon.  Not guaranteed to get you a Prom date.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hulk Smash University Varsity Jacket

 

 

We all know Bruce Banner is a genius but did you know he earned a Varsity Jacket in High School?  Sometimes being a nerd is the coolest job in the world.  Show off your Hulk Smash Pride with this awesome Smash Varsity Jacket.  Keep warm and look cool, all while trying to figure out how to remove that pesky Gamma radiation from your body.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hawkeye Shirt

 

 

 

That’s right duckies, Annie Oakley he ain’t!  (Thanks Josh!)  Show your sharpshooter some love with this Hawkeye Takes Aim T-shirt.  Who needs guns, brawn, or brains when you have a compound bow and tons of sass.  All ladies love a guy that can take aim and hit the bull’s eye.  Sardonic wit pack optional.

 

 

 

 

 

Nick Fury Leather Trench Coat

 

 

We all can only aspire to being the second bad expletive deleted mother expletive deleted next to Samuel Jackson, and perhaps this Nick Fury Inspired Leather Trench coat will make our rise easier.  Who’s the man?  Why you’re the man!  Eye patch not included.

 

 

 

 

 

 

S.H.I.E.L.D. Logo Shirt

 

 

Are you an Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.?  Do you want others to think you are?  Then wear that badge with honor my friend with this S.H.I.E.L.D. Silver Eagle T-shirt.  Not only does this shirt repel evil but it’s the perfect attire for bar-b-cues, baby showers, Sunday Mass, and showering.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Avengers Boot Camp: Nick Fury

One of the most anticipated films of 2012, The Avengers brings together a gaggle of super-heroes introduced (or re-introduced) to audiences over the last three years in their own movies.  There is a lot to keep track of, so we are continuing our “boot camp” with the ultimate super-hero wrangler Nick Fury.

The Comics

Like Black Widow and Hawkeye, we don’t have much to go on in the Avengers film series for Nick Fury. So we shall take a look back at his comic book history.  Created by Jack Kirby and Stan Lee in 1963, Nicholas Joseph Fury is born in Clinton, New York to a World War I pilot father.  Nick Fury follows in his father’s footsteps, becoming a legendary Word War II hero. He leads a racially and ethnically integrated special force dubbed the “Howling Commandos” who occasionally work alongside Captain America and his friend Bucky.  A grenade damages Fury’s eye, and with no medicine to treat the wound, his eye is permanently damaged. When Fury is wounded in a landmine explosion, he is “rescued” by Professor Bethrold Sternberg.  Sternberg uses Fury as a test subject for his “Infinity Formula,” retarding Fury’s aging process.  However, this means Fury must inject himself regularly with the serum to stay alive. Sternberg eventually spends several decades extorting Fury for money in exchange for the formula.

During the last years of the war, Fury joins the CIA precursor Office of Strategic Services (OSS) and is selected by Tony Stark to be the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. (stay tuned for an upcoming boot camp on that organization). Fury recruits numerous former Howlers to the S.H.I.E.L.D. team and Captain America is taken out of suspended animation and he and Fury revive their friendship.

At some point a few years after Fury’s introduction, he underwent a transition to a more James Bond like “super spy” appearance.

What would a comic book hero be without a death?  A brainwashed Punisher who believes Fury is responsible for the murder of his family, kills Fury.  Then the “is this a soap opera or a comic book” twist- wait for it- it wasn’t Fury that Punisher killed, it was an advanced Life Model Decoy android. The real Fury soon discovers S.H.I.E.L.D. has been taken over from the inside with other Life Model Androids who have also taken the identities of his friends and allies.  Now Fury has had his ups and he has had his downs. He’s gone underground from disgrace, but when it came to saving S.H.I.E.L.D., he has made it clear the organization and its purpose are his only priority.

Fury allows S.H.I.E.L.D. to disband, eventually rebuilding it as a smaller unit he can closely monitor and partners with super-heroes he can trust.  Fury grows S.H.I.E.L.D. into a powerful organization that reaches into national governments and has allegiances with several super-hero groups including the Avengers.  Fury also becomes the middleman when super-heroes need government information.

Fury is the only “33rd-degree” S.H.I.E.L.D. agent; he is the only member to know the existence of all 28 covert global bases, secretly providing the Anti-Registration super-hero faction in the superhuman civil war with bases where they can band together without worrying about the Pro-Registration discovering them.

In a very brief nutshell for a drawn out Thor/Fury storyline- Captain America summons Fury and his Avengers to help Thor during the Siege of Asgard.  Loki actually attempts to help Fury but Loki is killed.

Like all super-heroes, as the times change and new writers come and go, there is an origin story change.  Ultimate Nick Fury comes on the radar and he is modeled after Samuel L. Jackson, prior to his acceptance of any role in the Marvel Avengers’ film series.  Depending on what you read, either Jackson pre-approved this or it was a surprise and the impetus for him to seek the role of Nick Fury.

Ultimate Nick Fury was still in World War II, but he and a few comrades were looting a house when American military police arrived to arrest them. Fury was imprisoned in an unknown location along with other African American men.  Fury was elected to be the next text subject for Project Rebirth.  Fury was injected with a serum that gave him super-strength. He used the strength to free himself and the other prisoners and they all escaped.  The scientists let him escape deciding they had all the information they needed at the time.

Fury is assigned to S.H.I.E.L.D.’s Weapon X program in the original Gulf War. He is with the team transporting Wolverine and he and the mutant are the only survivors of an ambush.  Fury and Wolverine develope a bond after the experience.   Fury is summarily promoted to General and resumes the duties of the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. and alternately with Captain America, leads his super-hero teams into battle.

Fury is no nonsense, persistent man.  He is a hero and his work and country mean everything to him.

Random tidbits:

  • Nick Fury lost his right arm in a battle against the Liberators and it is claimed he replaced it with a bionic one.
  • Some storylines/incarnations have had Fury’s eye patch over the right eye.
  •  Without Mary Jane’s interference, he could have wreaked havoc on Peter Parker’s spidey powers, taking them away.
  •  Fury’s own brother is the villain Scorpio.  Later, Mikel, Fury’s son, uses the Scorpio identity too.
  •  There is an upcoming Nick Fury movie in the works. Samuel Jackson is apparently under contract to play the character in nine movies.

The Movie

You. Don’t. Mess. With. Samuel. L. Jackson. Super-heroes are not my favorite comic book fodder and I was not 100% up on Nick Fury, but I knew enough to get chills when he showed up at the end of the first Iron Man movie. The Nick Fury role has become Jackson and not the other way around.  It is like Fury was not around until Samuel embodied the character. Kudos to the casting on this one.

I honestly cannot think of another actor who could believably try to wrangle Thor, Captain America, Iron Man and The Hulk on the big screen.  Jackson plays a stern Fury, playing his cards close to the vest.  And he excels at a demeanor that reads “I could be joking with you or I could be about to end your world right now.” It would also seem that he knows the weakness of each super-hero, resulting in the right threat or vague put down or flattery to get them motivated to fight his fight.

I expect the same cryptic cajoling from Nick Fury in The Avengers but I am also expecting Fury to get a chance to physically join in the fight at some point.

The Reviewer’s Word: The Avengers

Being here in the UK, I got the release of Marvel’s Avengers Assemble a week before America and some other countries, a rare treat, although a film that I wanted to hate. Marvel, now bankrolled by Disney seem to do what they want, no matter the outcome, and I thought The Avengers was just going to be another extension of this money making machine.

How wrong I was. The inclusion of Joss Whedon as a director, and more importantly, a fan, made sure the film came together in such a way as to not destroy the legacy of the comic. He’s certainly done his homework.
The film starts off quick, we are reintroduced to Loki (Tom Hiddleston) as he gains some new powers and steals the Tesseract from right under S.H.I.E.L.D’s nose. From here Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson) assembles a team in order to stand against him. This comes with its own problems as none of them are team players.

We know Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.), Captain America (Chris Evans), Hulk (Mark Ruffalo) and Thor (Chris Hemsworth) from their own films so Whedon didn’t have to do much on the side of introduction. However, this is the first time the group of all interacted so Whedon had to get it right, especially throwing Hawkeye (Jeremy Renner) and Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson) fully into the mix.

This is done brilliantly though, with no one character taking center stage, it managed to flick between them without being disjointed. You get a sense of all of their struggles within the team and why they don’t want to work with others.

Loki also makes a very suitable nemesis but it does take an army to reinforce this element. The Chitauri (basically Skrulls) provide the faceless backup that ensures the whole team is needed rather than just Thor. At some points Loki is genuinely terrifying, especially when locked in a cage.

However, defeating Loki was not the main focus of this film. As Whedon said, bringing the team together was the biggest element of this film and it worked. Having this internal struggle between these huge egos allowed the film to be something more than just Hulk smashing aliens for two hours.

The action does come through, and when it does you’re in for a treat. The action is fast yet not too much to handle. Some clever lines here and there help to break it up and bring some laughs from the audience.

The 3D was also a nice addition to the film. There were a few shots that were put in solely for the 3D effect but mostly it added depth and spectacle, something that a lot of films can’t claim.

The Avengers has really upped the game of superhero films. Nolan and Webb will really have to bring out something special in order to compete with this.

Oh, one other thing, stay till the end of the credits. So many people leave at the end, before the post credit scene. This one will knock your socks off, setting up the next Avengers film perfectly.

 

 

 

Avengers Boot Camp: Black Widow

One of the most anticipated films of 2012, The Avengers brings together a gaggle of super-heroes introduced (or re-introduced in some cases) to audiences over the last three years in their own movies.  There is a lot to keep track of, so we are continuing our “boot camp” with The Black Widow.

 

The Comics

The Black Widow.  This is one Marvel character that may be almost as hard to wrap your head around as the Hulk.  I had little knowledge of her prior to her appearance in Iron Man 2.  She’s a KGB spy, she’s brainwashed, she has fake memories; the woman is probably in some form of psychological shambles.  She has definitely had issues with her origins and identity.  She is referred to as a “global master assassin” by Iron Man in The Avengers trailer.

Created by Stan Lee, Don Rico and artist Don Heck, Black Widow made her first appearance in 1964. The US was in the middle of the Cold War in 1964 and Black Widow was initially a soviet spy foil to Iron Man and had Hawkeye wrapped up in her plan for a while. In 1966, we discovered Black Widow was brainwashed against America and she eventually defected to the US and began regularly working with the Avengers.  She has been both an Avenger, freelance agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., vigilante crime fighter, and member of numerous Marvel super-hero groups over the years.  She also took time off to attempt (and fail) at being a fashion designer.

Black Widow was born Natalia Alianovna Romanova, later going simply by Natasha Romanoff.  Her origins story has been tweaked over the decades like most superheroes, but basically she was orphaned at a young age, trained with other parentless females by the KGB in espionage, various martial arts, and marksmanship at a place called the “Red Room.” Natasha was also genetically and technologically enhanced, resulting in an unusually long lifespan and youthfulness. She has also been implanted with false memories and, depending on the origin story, she may or may not really have been a ballerina

Along the way, Black Widow has become fluent in many languages as well as an expert computer hacker. She is Batman like with an array of high tech gadgets, which she carries on her person (electro shock devices, explosives, grappling hooks, etc). She has various nanobites implanted in her body that affect her memories and also help her in battle. Her suit is resistant to high temperatures and small-arms fire and is enhanced with tiny suction cups allowing her to cling to walls and ceilings. The Black Widow’s primary weapon is a bracelet type thing she wears that emits “the widow’s bite” – an electrical blast up to 30,000 volts.  Originally she was not accepted as a full time Avengers member because of their oath of “non-killing.”

She has engaged in romantic relationships with Daredevil, Hercules, had an engagement to Iron Man (even receiving an Iron Woman suit as a gift), was attracted to Captain America and in the animated Avengers they had a relationship, she publicly outed Bruce Banner as The Hulk when she was not on the good side, and in one storyline, she was revealed to be behind the death of Hawkeye’s wife and children and was killed by him in return. The lady gets around.

 

The Movie

Scarlett Johansson portrayed the Black Widow in Iron Man 2 and is reprising her role for The Avengers. In September 2010 at a press conference for the Iron Man 2 Blu-ray and DVD release, Kevin Feige confirmed a Black Widow movie would be in the works and discussions were started with Johansson but “The Avengers comes first.”

Black Widow was not prominently featured in Iron Man 2 enough to get any back story on her, but we know she has some fierce battle skills, is graceful and very tactical, and is working with Nick Fury already.  Johansson was a thrill to watch somersault, twist and turn while taking out the bad guys. She also apparently racked up a number of injuries doing her own stunts.  She also has tremendous acting chops and is way more than just an unforgettably beautiful face and sultry voice.  I think I have just officially added her to position #2 on my girl crush list (Milla J sits undefeated and unchallenged at #1).

This looks like an intense “I care about you” conversation, no?

What to expect? She is such a sultry character and with an operative name like Black Widow, they have to throw in some romance.  A friend and reader argues it will be Iron Man, and they definitely have a comic book past, but so do she and Hawkeye.  I am still voting for some subtle Hawkeye/Scarlett flirtation because all the screen grabs of Hawkeye and Black Widow together just look so intense.  I also see more chemistry between Renner and Johansson than Downey Jr.and Johansson (also, Renner is also closer to her age but not that Hollywood takes that into consideration).  It also seemed at the end of Iron Man 2, Tony Stark was finally realizing Pepper Potts (Gwyneth Paltrow) might be woman for him. I am hoping the screenwriters took into consideration the scope of the film and did not throw in a love triangle of any sort; I am hoping for no Pepper/Tony/Natasha sideline drama or subtext.

In a nutshell, I am pretty sure we’ll see a lot more of Natasha in The Avengers and her slick and feminine methods of attack and dispatching of the enemy. I think in spite of all the hotty mchotterson testosterone, I am most excited to see Black Widow on the big screen.  We a female super-hero to redeem us after the almost was Wonder Woman, the joke of Cat Woman, and more. I think Black Widow/Scar-Jo can do that with Whedon and crew’s help.

Avengers Boot Camp: Hawkeye

One of the most anticipated films of 2012, The Avengers brings together a gaggle of super-heroes introduced (or re-introduced in some cases) to audiences over the last three years in their own movies.  There is a lot to keep track of, so we are continuing our “boot camp” with Hawkeye.

Hawkeye - The Comics

Born Clint Barton, he and his brother Bernard (“Barney”) become orphans when their parents pass away in a car accident.  Clint and Barney are placed in a children’s home, but eventually run away to join The Carson Carnival of Traveling Wonders.  They work as laborers and young Clint eventually trains with performers Swordsman and Trickshot.  Clint excels at martial arts, acrobatics and, of course, archery.

Unfortunately, one day Clint walks in on Swordsman stealing from the carnival. Swordsman tries to persuade young Clint to join him, but Clint refuses and is almost killed by Swordsman until Trickshot comes to his rescue and saves him. Trickshot eventually nurses Clint back to health. However, Trickshot is not exactly a stellar role model either.  He pursuades Clint to partner with him in extorting a criminal, Marco.  Clint agrees and finds his brother, Barney, is Marco’s bodyguard.  The plan does not go smoothly and afterwards and it seems as if Trickshot has killed Barney.  The assumed murder of his brother causes  Clint’s rebellion against Trickshot and Clint swears to kill him one day out of vengeance.  That one-day chance eventually comes, but he realizes he does not want to kill Trickshot after all.  Trickshot and Hawkeye make peace and go their separate ways.

A distraught Clint wanders the country working jobs here and there performing as Hawkeye master archer, when he witnesses Iron Man saving lives at a carnival.  Hawkeye the super hero is born.  Clint decides he too will be a costumed crime fighter. Hawkeye eventually gets involved with the Black Widow, prior to joining the Avengers, and she almost convinces him to take down Iron Man.  Instead, luckily, Hawkeye proves himself and eventually becomes an Avenger.

*Black Widow is one with a twisty backstory I will get to in another post.

Possibly one of the most romantically entangled Super heroes, Hawkeye has had feelings for Black Widow, been married to Mockingbird and romantically linked with a number of other Marvel ladies.  He is known to have a certain arrogance, a big ego, and an insolent attitude which has caused him to drift in and out with the Avengers.  He and Captain America became close friends after some discord.

Stan Lee and illustrator Don Heck created Hawkeye in 1964, originally intending for him to be a villain.

Hawkeye - The Movie

Hawkeye is one of the few Avengers who has not had his own movie (if he can survive a Joss Whedon project, I certainly hope that will change).  Played by Jeremy Renner, Hawkeye was featured very briefly in a cameo during Thor.  Thor was doing battle but Renner stole the scene in seconds with just a few words of humorous dialogue. So, I am unsure what to expect, but excited and hopeful.

I am assuming they will touch or at least hint at some romantic/sexual tension between he and Black and Widow.  He will probably be the snarky commentator of the group.  Renner is a brilliant, slightly enigmatic actor and I hope they decide to do a Hawkeye movie series with him.  However, this is Whedon and someone will probably have to die to add some weight to the storyline.  They certainly can not kill off Iron Man with another sequel in the works, Thor or Captain America so I am guessing if there is a fatality it will be Hawkeye.  Also, with sharing 2 1/2 hours tops with several big characters, Hawkeye will probably will be given minimal screen time, but being Renner he will dominate the screen when he is on it.  Of course,  this is a comic book story and no one really seems to die in comics, at least not once.

As an aside, Hawkeye is who I am most excited to see on the big screen.  Renner is absolutely dashing. Those arms, the baby-ish face that can look so sweet or devilish, the cocky grin, the eyebrows that can do sexy things, and did I mention those arms?

See, Proffitt isn’t the only one who swoons from time to time.

Stay tuned!  More Avengers Book Camp posts from myself and Proffitt are on the way.

If you missed our Iron Man post, you can find it here. 

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